"I have a dream"

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, “I’m sorry, but I’m gay.” Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

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Too Bad! ^^

Fmylife.com

Posted January 18, 2010 at 4:14am

Aujourd’hui, pour mon anniversaire, ma femme m’a offert deux places pour le concert de Michael Jackson, apparemment très fière de la belle affaire qu’elle avait réalisée. VDM

— viedemerde.fr

Posted January 18, 2010 at 4:11am

passionrose:

coliandre:

gilbertmusings:

Illustration by Justin Cherry

Posted January 17, 2010 at 7:21am | 25 notes

Aujourd’hui, je suis en train de promener Esprit d’Obi-Wan, le petit chien au nom curieux d’un ami, quand il tire violemment sur sa laisse et s’échappe dans les buissons. Difficile de crier : “Où es-tu, Esprit d’Obi-Wan ?” dans un parc en gardant sa dignité. VDM

— viedemerde.fr

Posted January 17, 2010 at 4:43am

I love you guys. :)

Posted January 17, 2010 at 4:35am | 1 note

Posted January 17, 2010 at 4:22am

Knights of Cydonia - MUSE

Come ride with me,
through the veins of history.
I’ll show you a god, who falls asleep on the job
how can we win when fools can be kings
don’t waste your time or time will waste you

the time has come to make things right
You and I must fight for our rights
You and I fight to survive

No one’s gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right
You and I must fight for our rights
You and I must fight to survive

Posted December 7, 2009 at 4:44am | 1 note

lamechante:

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Posted November 16, 2009 at 10:44am | 5 notes

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

A new day, a new dream
Walking up but still sleeping
All the time remembering
Pictures of your 1000 dreams

Again and again and again
And again the same dream

Is it too exhausting
To be in the wondering?
Don’t you know it will repeat
Until you find the meaning?

Again and again and again
And again the same dream
Again and again and again
And again the same dream
Again and again and again
And again the same dream

Another chance, take a break
Face to face, big escape
Rewind and sublime
1000 dreams to rich the one

Again and again and again
And again the same dream
Again and again and again
And again the same dream
Again and again and again
And again the same dream

A new day, a new dream
Walking up but still sleeping
All the time remembering
Pictures of your 1000 dreams

Again, again, again

Posted November 12, 2009 at 7:18am

passionrose:

Selina Fenech

Posted October 20, 2009 at 12:24pm | 1 note